Journeys with myself

it is amazing how you tend to sit back and think when you are stuck in the traffic, in a car/bus/taxi/ any other vehicle while listening to your i-pod/ disc man/ mp3 player/ any other music player of your choice.it is here while you are sitting in the comfort of the seat of the car ( or the rather uncomfortable bus seat) that you tend to ponder about life and all that. about living life with a different outlook, letting go of friends, and realizing things that you should have probably realised a long time ago.
it is here that you have journeys with yourself.

Birthday Surprises

A first birthday is often celebrated with as much gusto and gaiety as a wedding ( not mine though, it was just a simple affair, only close family, not the wedding, my birthday!).
I had the opportunity to relive my childhood about a week back at a distant cousins first birthday party (I didn't relive much though, just chomped away at the appetizers, trying to catch the eyes of the waiters carrying the soft drinks while children zoomed past, cackling like the witches of Salem).
While I chomped on the millionth spring roll, I glanced across the room. Yes, a magician wearing shiny suspenders, an extremely energetic entertainer, a large highly decorated cartoon shaped cake ( dunno which cartoon, it was quite tasty though!), and 30-odd sugar crazed children.
two hours and many more oily spring rolls later, i had had 3 glasses of extra fizzy soft drinks,a plate full of rich food and had witnessed three of the most common games to be played during birthday parties. no prizes if you guess them.
finally i bid farewell to the baby girl and the other children and everybody else ( though no body paid much heed, they were all sugar crazed, you see), and walked away as my recently-turned- one cousin enjoyed for the last time, her very own first birthday party.

How I Met My Mother

Well, technically, I met my mother eighteen years and eight months ago in a spotlessly clean bright-white hospital room somewhere in the city of Bombay. About two days back, I realized that I wasn’t completely correct. I had been meeting my mother, the same woman who suffered through mine and my sister’s tantrums (there were many of them!), who sat back at home, not pursuing her dreams so that we could have a hot home cooked meal, and who pampered us enough for the melodramatic actors that we are today. Yes, I realized that I had been meeting my mother every day for the last nineteen years, who became a new woman everyday, forgetting the times we made her cry, repeatedly praising us for our past glories, and getting to know us every single moment she has known us.

And so this mother’s day (which incidentally falls tomorrow), I wish that I would get to meet my mother every single day for years to come.

Dustbunnies and some...

Did you know that the balls of dust which you usually find under your beds or in deep corners of your homes are called dustbunnies?
Pretty cute name for such a vile thing, don't you think?
Yeah, and then I think of ladybugs and blobs...

Reality Bytes

There I was staring at my computer screen, Figuring out what to do with the question which flickered in front of me, " Are You a real person?". posting a link would never have had been easier, i had thought.holding myself, I entered the code into the text box imitating the one which flashed onto the screen and clicked the submit button a split second before i realized that i had made an error. I glanced sideways as a new message popped up." Access denied. wrong code. You are not a real person" (OK fine, i made the "you are not a real person " bit up myself, but you do get the gist, don't you?)
Isn't it ironical that a virtual ( read unreal) object tells me that I'm am not real enough!

Medu vada movies....

It was yesterday when i was surfing through my television set, when i saw a South Indian flick reaching its climax. two overweight heroes, who looked old enough to be sitting in retirement homes, were fighting burly, dark skinned henchmen, while their damsels in distresses screamed in agony, while being chained to a nearby tree,(or was it, the tree being chained to them?) . as i laughed my way through this scene, it suddenly struck me.
Showing normal balding men as heroes is not wrong, neither is it wrong to show overweight women, dressed in plain sarees, as their wives to be.Though I think that the directors do it unintentionally.and that, I think should be taken with a pink of curry powder!

Please peruse pathetic poetry! :P

Well a few of my funny poems, because it suddenly struck me that too much of philosophy is not good for anyone's health:
Pitter patter it flows,
like a gurgling stream it flows,
drip drip it leaks,
when i leave the place, of urine the place reeks.
I know, but it was at the spur of the moment and you really cant help it now, can you? here goes one more:
The wind blows through my hair,
the scent of maple fresh in the air,
then i look up at the baby blue sky,
bird shit drops down on me from up high!
I repeat....these poems are funny! (please please please let them be!)